'Til death do us part
Peter: Looking for anything specific?
Garret: Nope.
Peter: Something strange about the scene?
Garret: Not really.
Peter: Any reason to suspect foul play?
Garret: Law of averages.
Peter: Now that’s cryptic.
Garret: Wanna do it?
Peter: Hell ya.
Garret: Okay.
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Jordan: OK, I just don’t see why we can’t hang out together, ok. What’s the big deal?
Woody: The big deal is there’s still a sexual tension between you and I. There, I said it, I did it.
Jordan: OK, I just assumed that went away once we kissed out in LA.
Woody: Are you trying to tell me that since that has happened, you haven’t felt anything between you and I?
(Jordan’s cell phone rings, then Woody’s cell phone rings)
Jordan: Hello, Cavanaugh (speaking into the phone)
Woody: This is Hoyt (speaking into the phone)
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Jordan: Boy this is a hell of a way to see each other isn’t it? Oh, I’m sorry. Heck of a way. (To priest)
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Garret: Peter, you busy?
Peter: What? No, just pulling dead bodies around. (while pulling a gurney with a corpse)
Garret: I’m gonna take that as a yes.
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Woody: The husband did it.
Jordan: I know, I already talked to Nigel. He’s all in a twitter about it.
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Peter:…so if Mrs. Pritchard pushed her hubby…
Garret: Nobody’s saying that.
Peter: Right. Well you kind of are.
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Capra: I’m a girl Dr. Macy. We’re sensitive. When you come to us to open a homicide investigation we want to think we’re the only one.
Garret: You’re yankin’ my chain.
Capra: When I’m yankin’ your chain you’ll know it. I want to meet her (Mrs. Pritchard). If she smells wonky you can dig up whoever you want.
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Jordan: What are you doing?
Woody: I was crossing myself.
Jordan: I can see that. Why?
Woody: Because I’m catholic.
Jordan: When did this happen?
Woody: When they christened me.
Jordan: Okay. How did I not know that?
Woody: Well if you happen to wake up at my apartment on a Sunday morning you would know because you’d be going to mass with me.
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Garret: So what do you think?
Capra: I think she really likes grilled cheese.
Garret: That’s very astute.
Garret: You said you would sign off on the exhumations if you thought she was wonky. You look me in the eye and tell me she’s not wonky.
Capra: Consider the investigation opened. A word of advice though, don’t say wonky Doc, it doesn’t sound right coming out of your mouth.
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Bug: I a think we got a lead on Andre Deutch.
Garret: Is that name suppose to mean something to me?
Peter: It’s husband number one. Or the first fly to tall into the black widow’s web.
Garret: Big fan of TV movies are we Peter?
Peter: I’m an insomniac and a recovering addict. When you can’t take sleeping pills, Lifetime Network’s all you got.
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Jordan: What do you do when you know something that you can’t talk about? Because if you do you’re a rat, and if you don’t then it’s just gonna eat away at ya.
Max: Welcome to my world. All I know is the truth doesn’t always set you free.
Jordan: That’s no help.
Max: You asked.
Jordan: OK, great. So I guess I’ll just fulfill my familial obligation to keeping secrets.
