He said, she said
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Woody: (about Devan) Will you kindly escort her home. She’s driving me mad.
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Garret: You ready for this?
Jordan: Yeah, look at me man I’m a vision of authority. I’ll just order the keg and line up the togas
Garret: Call me if you have any problems.
Jordan: Oh, and call me if you decide to go rollerblading in cutoffs. I just want that mental image.
(Doors close in elevator)
Jordan: And don’t forget sunscreen.
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Devan: I’ve always been a pretty good judge of character and I read people very well and I don’t think he’s guilty.
Woody: I’m a pretty good judge of character too Devan, I had you pegged didn’t I?
Devan: Don’t tell me, pushy, driven…
Woody: And sometimes intolerable, see impressive isn’t it?
Devan: Yet hardly original.
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Peter: I never get widows that look like that.
Bug: I never get anyone who looks like that.
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Jordan: He was supposed to be a standard autopsy. You mind me asking what’s with all the frills.
Bug: It’s complicated.
Jordan: Well, I kind of need to know. I mean, I’m in charge,
Bug: (laughs)…I’m sorry, I thought I was laughing on the inside.
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Woody: I thought you went back to the morgue.
Devan: Ah…I got distracted.
Woody: That tends to happen when you eavesdrop on people.
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Bug: You take it! I've got a date with a drug addict... Autopsy 4.
Dr. Peter Winslow: She doesn't want me... She wants you.
Bug: What? Someone... wants me?
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Peter: Uh Oh, Bad day?
Jordan: Well this boss thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Peter: Well, if it’s any consolation, I don’t care what everyone else is sayin’ I think you’re doing a great job.
Jordan: Thanks
Peter: So if you need anything, you know, anything comes up you need a hand you just let me know.
Jordan: I will, I appreciate that.
Peter: Ok, so listen, I was thinkin’ of maybe getting outta here a little early tonight…
Jordan (cutting Peter off): Uh, not gonna happen.
Peter: Ok, thanks.
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Bug: So listen, tell me. Is there some sort of weird by-product of grief that makes a woman….
Lily: Vulnerable?
Bug: Horny.
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Jordan: Go ahead. Everybody else already has.
Devan: Detective Hoyt just kicked me off the case.
Jordan: Oh…well you’re not going to listen to that are you?
Devan: Well…yeah.
Jordan: Okay. Let me just tell you how things work around here. When the cops say walk we run. When they say stop we just go.
Devan: So let me get this straight. Am I getting permission from the boss?
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Bug: You know, it all makes sense to me now. She saw my name on the directory, and a big sign on my forehead that says dumb ass.
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Woody: Nothing says I’m sorry better than a hundred-dollar bouquet.
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Garret: You know I’ve always been aware at your talent for breaking the rules Jordan. I just didn’t know how well you could enforce them.
Jordan: Oh yeah. Well now you do. Piece of cake
Garret: Um hum.
Jordan: Garret. I have a new appreciation.
Garret: Yeah. I thought might.
Jordan: Thanks boss.
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